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I suppose you may be wondering just why I’m traveling through space on a giant turtle (an extraordinary and interstellar turtle of course). Well, you know how the turtle and I met (else you are reading this tale out of it’s elegant and delicately aligned sequence), but how I got to that point is an interesting tale. That tale though, is for another time. It is still too fresh upon my mind and the sadness it brings is still too great. The story I will tell now is not a sad one so do not fret for me.

You might think traveling through the black of space is very boring. For the most part,

Today I went to the almost local supermarket. I was expecting everything to go as normal, just go in and get a few things, cheese and whatnot, then pay, and leave. What I didn't expect was the salmon. Not the salmon in the fishy section, but the one that flew right at my head. It wasn't large, and it wasn't frozen, but it still stung quite a bit. It hit me on the side of my head as it spun around, little bits of fish flavored watered spraying everywhere sliding off the scales.

The computer screen lit up as Martin moved the mouse as he stood by the chair holding a coffee mug, trying to clear his mind from from a night of troubled sleep. The email notifier popped onto screen, saying he had one new message. He opened it, stared for a few moments. Then sat down, placing his mug by the keyboard.

The message said:
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I started writing this tale as I gazed off of the back of the giant animal on which I sat. This animal and I have a symbiotic relationship. You see, I can't breathe in space, nor does food find itself in abundance in the vacuum of space. It's a vacuum after all. This animal, which happens to be a extraordinary and interstellar turtle, however has plenty of storage room in its shell for food and the oxygen generator and the force field emitter to contain the air in which I breathe.