What about me? I am married, and in fact I have the best marriage on the face on the planet, nay, the best marriage that rests in the confines of this amazing universe that God has created. As far as outside the universe, I cannot say, for I, as of yet, have not been there. My wife loves to draw, and you can see on her site, and as you may know, I love to write. We hope to some day use our powers together for awesome, perhaps by writing a childrens book that will save the planet from destruction, or a comic that will cure deadly diseases, or at least make people laugh a bit.

I have a daughter named Melody. She is the best.

We live in the Great Northwest, full of rainy weather, green trees, and rainy weather. I feel we both have earned the right to live here because we relived the journey our ancestors took many years ago, riding Conestoga wagons and dying of dysentery multiple times. You can do this too, just find and old copy of The Oregon Trail game and relive it too. Watch out for those rocks in the river.

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